Smeghead

My step-mum Lyudmila decided she likes this 3 year-old stray cat that's living in our back garden and for the past month she has been trying to keep him healthy. The other day she decided to get him neutered when she gets back from Russia in January, the we adopt him. But yesterday she realised that he wasn't named and that he needed one (but for now he has no official name and gets all benefits of a homeless cat), so we all came up with various names, I took the approach of naming him what he'll most likely be in a few years time "Sausages", dad took the racist approach of naming him various things that mean "Black", Lyudmila just went for various Russian names including the most popular name for a cat in Russia, I can't remember the name. We gave up arguing and sort of agreed to just name the cat "Smeghead".