Death Threats Again :D

When walking home from that pretty pathetic youth group I attend every Friday four blokes in a hideous orange car pulled up next to me and threatened to stab me if I killed someone's girlfriend. Well, since I don't know the bitch they are on about I guess I can't kill her... they gave me no name after all. They also think that stuffing my cadaver in the boot of their car would be a good idea, idiots, when they get pulled over for being pissed they'd get arrested for having a corpse in their boot as well, plus there was a witness to threat, so my disappearance wouldn't go unrecognised as a possible murder. they really thought out their plan. But what do I care about dying, I have enough difficulty trying to go to sleep as it is, death would be a blessing, an infinite sleep, never ending rest, pure bliss...