Friday, 22 June 2012

Death Threats Again :D

When walking home from that pretty pathetic youth group I attend every Friday four blokes in a hideous orange car pulled up next to me and threatened to stab me if I killed someone's girlfriend. Well, since I don't know the bitch they are on about I guess I can't kill her... they gave me no name after all. They also think that stuffing my cadaver in the boot of their car would be a good idea, idiots, when they get pulled over for being pissed they'd get arrested for having a corpse in their boot as well, plus there was a witness to threat, so my disappearance wouldn't go unrecognised as a possible murder. they really thought out their plan. But what do I care about dying, I have enough difficulty trying to go to sleep as it is, death would be a blessing, an infinite sleep, never ending rest, pure bliss...

Thursday, 31 May 2012

It's All Over...

I can't believe it and I'm in complete and utter shock. Normality is no more, I has just finished my last year of compulsory education and now I have about 13 weeks off school until I can apply for Sixth Form.

LOTS OF SLEEPING!!!!!!!

Saturday, 12 May 2012

FINALLY!!!

I have done it, after ten months I have finally brought the Dearmond M-75T and I can't believe it. but that isn't my only highlight of the week (and to be perfectly honest I don't actually know what to say about it. However, here is a review from Ultimate Guitar: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/reviews/electric_guitars/de_armond/m-75_t/index.html. I have also realised that I have been putting the hyphen in the wrong place all this time).
I have two other interesting things that have happened this week, well to be honest they aren't that interesting but fun nonetheless. Number one: I went and watched a stage performance of Grease, which was absolutely awesome, and number two: I realised how cowardly chavs are, I got bothered by about nine of them all of which could over power me any day, but they were all too scared to hit a nerd, a complete idiot who plays WoW and worships Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings. I can't really be arsed to type out that story, I got some rocking to do...

Monday, 7 May 2012

Almost There

cant wait on Saturday (the 12th May 2012) I will be finally buying that Dearmond M75-T, I've only been awaiting that day since freaking August.

Monday, 30 April 2012

The Axe

I have sold my guitar of awesomeness... It doesn't seem right not having an electric guitar, thankfully in about 4 weeks I'll be able to afford the De-armond M75-T, in the unfortunate event of that guitar being sold all I will do is continue saving until I can afford an Oktober Annihilator, which would mean I'll have the most awesome guitar in the school. If the De-armond is unsold then I shall buy it and still have an exceedingly awesome (if not really girlie) guitar.
Then after that guitar I can get the electric violin and then get back to saving for about 9 months in order to get an Oktober Devilwing bass. my guitar life will be epic... Or at least, I hope so... In fact scrap the violin...

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

A Trick

I was watching a live video of Love Like Blood - Blitzkid, and part way through the song Argyle Goolsby unstraps his guitar and plays it more like and upright bass by throwing his guitar in the air and catching it on the right note, and dropping it and catching on the right note. The bass is only supported by his left hand, so I'm thinking, "that is freaking awesome, I'm gonna have a go!" so i have a go and within about 60 seconds my left arm has died and I can hardly play the simplest of bass riffs. Need to practise this, because showmanship is key.

The Video:

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Frankenstein

I now feeling rather down and depressed since reading Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus. I have to say the book was nothing like what I expected it to be, it hasn't struck fear into my heart after all, instead it has plagued me with a very slight depression.
The best thing about this week is that after it all my coursework will be over and done with so the horns can be thrown and i can get back to doing the Monster Mash, and in about 6 weeks time I should have my new guitar. I won't be treating myself until then so for now I guess I should actually do something productive.